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White Trash

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Regular price $17.00

We are now taking PRE-ORDERS for a limited quantity that will be produced during April and will ship between April 23 - May 4, 2020 at the very latest. Should something be disrupted in our supply chain and we cannot fulfill your order, you will receive a full refund and a pathetic apology email. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here.

White Trash
Notes of Uncle Randy’s recliner

Yes. This candle smells like literal, gross trash. You’re asking me why? It’s simple: I had enough people ask me if I had a dumpster candle that smells like trash that I thought there’d be demand for this sucker. Turns out, not so much. So if you’re in the market for a disgusting smelling candle to send as a gag gift or give to a frenemy, look no further. 

The details:
Smells like pot roast, burnt pizza and tires
Color: White
Soy Wax
Phthalate Free
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.

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PRE-ORDER AND SHIPPING NOTICE

Due to an increase in demand, we are now accepting pre-orders for out of stock items. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here. Pre-orders will ship between April 23 - May 4 at the very latest, but likely sooner. Any order submitted with a pre-order item will ship in one shipment, even if an “in stock” item is a part of the same order. Thank you for your patience and support!

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