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The Fabulous Five
The Fabulous Five
The Fabulous Five
The Fabulous Five
The Fabulous Five
The Fabulous Five
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The Fabulous Five

Regular price $76.50 Sale price $90.00

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Holy cow! Take home the TOP FIVE** for the low price of $76.50. That includes FREE SHIPPING.

Puff, Puff, Pass: notes of sandalwood, regret and leather
Resting Beach Face: notes of the ocean, orchid and judgment
Namaste Home Tonight: notes of patchouli, amber and binge watching
You Ruined Christmas: notes of cypress, cedar and shitty gifts
Table for One: notes of absolutely nothing

Soy-Paraffin blend wax
Phthalate Free
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.

**No substitutions.

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