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Table for One

Product image 1Dumpster Fire Candle Unscented Table For One lit
Product image 2Dumpster Fire Candle Unscented Table For One package and candle
Product image 3blue table for one dumpster fire candle
Product image 4blue table for one dumpster fire candle
Product image 5blue table for one dumpster fire candle
Product image 6Dumpster Fire Candle Unscented Table For One package
Product image 7Dumpster Fire Candle Unscented Table For One unlit

Regular price $14.00

We are now taking PRE-ORDERS for a limited quantity that will be produced during April and will ship between April 23 - May 4, 2020 at the very latest. Should something be disrupted in our supply chain and we cannot fulfill your order, you will receive a full refund and a pathetic apology email. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here.

Table for One
Notes of absolutely nothing

This candle smells like nothing. It’s unscented, but what it lacks in smell, it makes up for with its exquisite shade of royal blue. Dining alone has its advantages, like being able to grab a spot at the bar right away in a busy spot. Take it from me, telling that judgmental host that “it’s just me tonight” isn’t as bad as it seems! This candle is perfect for your single friends or that freshly divorced, snarky-minded person.

The details:
Smells like nothing.
Color: Royal Blue
Soy Wax
Phthalate Free
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.

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Due to an increase in demand, we are now accepting pre-orders for out of stock items. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here. Pre-orders will ship between April 23 - May 4 at the very latest, but likely sooner. Any order submitted with a pre-order item will ship in one shipment, even if an “in stock” item is a part of the same order. Thank you for your patience and support!

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