We are now taking PRE-ORDERS for a limited quantity that will be produced during April and will ship between April 23 - May 4, 2020 at the very latest. Should something be disrupted in our supply chain and we cannot fulfill your order, you will receive a full refund and a pathetic apology email. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here.
A bundle of the second-best selling Dumpster Fire Candles: Puff, Puff, Pass (kelly green), Resting Beach Face (lime), and Coffee and Cigarettes (orange). Don’t these three just look stunning together? Put one in your office and the other two in your co-workers’ office. And then take a step back and recognize yourself as the “cool one” in your office. Well done, friend.
Puff, Puff, Pass: notes of wood, regret and leather
Resting Beach Face: notes of the ocean, orchid and judgment
Coffee and Cigarettes: notes of coffee, smoke and apathy
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.
Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.