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Dumpster Fire Greeting Cards
Dumpster Fire Greeting Cards
Dumpster Fire Greeting Cards
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Dumpster Fire Greeting Cards

Regular price $5.50

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Sheesh. Life is HARD. And this greeting card featuring a blazing dumpster just about sums up our feelings about the last 2 years. We've upgraded our mini-cards and are now offering greeting cards featuring an illustrated dumpster fire with two placard options: "Blank" and "Burn, Baby, Burn." Each greeting card comes with a beautiful orange ColourSpash envelope. The greeting card is BLANK on the inside for all versions. Greeting card size is 5.83" x 4.13" (16pt paper thickness)

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All orders placed by noon EST on Dec. 22 will ship by Dec. 23. Orders placed between Dec. 22, noon EST through Dec. 29 will not ship until Dec. 30 at the earliest. Happy holidays!

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