We are now taking PRE-ORDERS for a limited quantity that will be produced during April and will ship between April 23 - May 4, 2020 at the very latest. Should something be disrupted in our supply chain and we cannot fulfill your order, you will receive a full refund and a pathetic apology email. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here.
A bundle of the top three Dumpster Fire Candle sellers: Puff, Puff, Pass (kelly green), Resting Beach Face (lime), and You Ruined Christmas (red). They make perfect white elephant gifts or for-real gifts for that snarky person in your life. Use them to decorate this year’s Thanksgiving table or the top of your toilet.
Puff, Puff, Pass: notes of wood, regret and leather
Resting Beach Face: notes of the ocean, orchid and judgment
You Ruined Christmas: notes of cedarwood, frasier fir tree and sh*tty gifts
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.
Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.