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Product image 1three dumpster fire candles lime red green
Product image 2green puff puff pass dumpster fire candle
Product image 3red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candle
Product image 4lime resting beach face dumpster fire candle
Product image 5green puff puff pass dumpster fire candle
Product image 6red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candle
Product image 7lime resting beach face dumpster fire candle
Product image 8green puff puff pass dumpster fire candle
Product image 9green puff puff pass dumpster fire candle
Product image 10red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candle
Product image 11lime resting beach face dumpster fire candle
Product image 12red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candle
Product image 13lime resting beach face dumpster fire candle

Regular price $40.00 Sale price $51.00

We are now taking PRE-ORDERS for a limited quantity that will be produced during April and will ship between April 23 - May 4, 2020 at the very latest. Should something be disrupted in our supply chain and we cannot fulfill your order, you will receive a full refund and a pathetic apology email. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here.

A bundle of the top three Dumpster Fire Candle sellers: Puff, Puff, Pass (kelly green), Resting Beach Face (lime), and You Ruined Christmas (red). They make perfect white elephant gifts or for-real gifts for that snarky person in your life. Use them to decorate this year’s Thanksgiving table or the top of your toilet.

Puff, Puff, Pass: notes of wood, regret and leather
Resting Beach Face: notes of the ocean, orchid and judgment
You Ruined Christmas: notes of cedarwood, frasier fir tree and sh*tty gifts

Soy Wax
Phthalate Free
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.

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PRE-ORDER AND SHIPPING NOTICE

Due to an increase in demand, we are now accepting pre-orders for out of stock items. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here. Pre-orders will ship between April 23 - May 4 at the very latest, but likely sooner. Any order submitted with a pre-order item will ship in one shipment, even if an “in stock” item is a part of the same order. Thank you for your patience and support!

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