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Tech Specs

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and carefully packaged in the USA. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections, but we think it adds character.

Wax type: Soy
Phthalate Free: Yes
Colors: Dumpster Green, Lime, Blue and Orange
Weight: 4.35 fl oz
Dimensions: 2 ½” wide x 1 7/8″ deep x 1 7/8″ tall
Burn time: 6 hours*
Scents: 
Resting Beach Face (notes of the ocean, orchid and judgment)
Puff, Puff, Pass (notes of wood, regret and leather)
Table for One (notes of absolutely nothing)
Coffee and Cigarettes (notes of tobacco, coffee and a head-splitting migraine)

*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life!

ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

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PRE-ORDER AND SHIPPING NOTICE

Due to an increase in demand, we are now accepting pre-orders for out of stock items. Read more about PRE-ORDERS here. Pre-orders will ship between April 23 - May 4 at the very latest, but likely sooner. Any order submitted with a pre-order item will ship in one shipment, even if an “in stock” item is a part of the same order. Thank you for your patience and support!

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