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Tech Specs

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and carefully packaged in the USA. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections, but we think it adds character.

Wax type: Soy & Paraffin blend
Phthalate Free: Yes
Colors: Dumpster Green, Lime, Blue, White, Purple, and Red
Weight: 4.35 fl oz
Dimensions: 2 ½” wide x 1 7/8″ deep x 1 7/8″ tall
Burn time: 8-10 hours*
Scents: 
Resting Beach Face (notes of the ocean, orchid and judgment)
Puff, Puff, Pass (notes of sandalwood, regret and leather)
Table for One (notes of absolutely nothing)
White Trash (notes of Uncle Randy's recliner)
You Ruined Christmas (notes of cyprus, cedar and shitty gifts)
Namaste Home Tonight (notes of patchouli, amber and binge watching)

*We suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life!

ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

Dumpster Fire Candle is a registered trademark
U.S. Patent No. D872,323

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NEW SHIPPING RATES

New shipping rates effective 4/15/2021

Orders under $20: $3 flat shipping fee
Orders between $20-$60: $6 flat shipping fee
Orders over $60: $9 flat shipping fee

These flat rates apply to US orders.

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