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You Ruined Christmas

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You Ruined Christmas 
Notes of cypress, cedar and shitty gifts

Named after a friend who ruined her family’s Christmas three years in a row, this candle can really get you in—or out of—the holiday spirit. It smells just like a Christmas tree and makes THE PERFECT stocking stuffer or white elephant gift. This candle smells for months if left unlit in a room.

The details:
Smells like a frasier fir Christmas tree
Color: Red
Soy-Paraffin blend wax
Phthalate Free
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.

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