"You Ruined Christmas" red candle will not be restocked before 12/25/21 once it is sold out.

Mini Cards
Mini Cards
Mini Cards
Mini Cards
Mini Cards
Mini Cards
Mini Cards
Mini Cards
Mini Cards
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Mini Cards

Regular price $1.50

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Mini Card

A mini-card featuring an illustration of a burning dumpster? Yes, please. These are perfect little cards to accompany a Dumpster Fire Candle when giving it as a gift. Write on the back with a fine tipped Sharpie and you're good-to-gift. Each card comes with a red envelope.

Want us to wrap your order as well? No problem.

Choose from one of six mini cards featuring an illustrated dumpster fire with a funny saying on the front of it: "2020," "Burn, Baby, Burn," "Hopes and Dreams," "Happy Holidays" or "Blank" (fill it in yourself).

Size: 3.13" x 2.16" (slightly larger than a business card)

Inventory notice

Candle inventory is added on an ongoing basis.

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SHIPPING SCHEDULE NOTICE

All orders placed by noon EST on Dec. 22 will ship by Dec. 23. Orders placed between Dec. 22, noon EST through Dec. 29 will not ship until Dec. 30 at the earliest. Happy holidays!

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