three red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candles
red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candle
red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candle
red you ruined christmas dumpster fire candle
Holiday Bundle
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Holiday Bundle

Regular price $46.00 Sale price $54.00

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A bundle of three Your Ruined Christmas Dumpster Fire Candles. They make perfect white elephant gifts or for-real gifts for that snarky person in your life. Use them to decorate this year’s holiday table or stuff them in your frenemy's stocking.

You Ruined Christmas: notes of cyprus, cedar and sh*tty gifts

Soy-Paraffin blend wax
Phthalate Free
8-10 hour burn time
4.5 oz (2.75” wide x 2.125” deep x 1.875” tall)
*After trimming the wick to ¼ inch, we suggest burning the candle for one hour at a time. This will avoid melting through the walls and spilling all the wax. Your dumpster fire will have a longer life! ALWAYS burn on a level, fire resistant surface.

Each candle is meticulously hand-poured and packaged in Raleigh, NC. Because of the homemade nature of the candle, there may be some slight imperfections.

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Candle inventory is added on an ongoing basis.

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