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FREE 2020 Dumpster Fire Greeting Card with any purchase of $10 or more. Automatic discount appears in your shopping cart when you add the 2020 Dumpster Fire greeting card with qualifying $10 purchase. Offer good while supplies last. Limit 1 use per customer. Offer good for “2020” card only.
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FINAL pre-Christmas inventory drop will be on Thurs. Dec. 17 at noon EST. Delivery by Christmas is NOT guaranteed.

All orders placed after noon EST on 12/18/20 will not ship until 12/29/20 at the very earliest. Happy Holidays and thank you for supporting small businesses!

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