"You Ruined Christmas" red candle will not be restocked before 12/25/21 once it is sold out.

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SHIPPING SCHEDULE NOTICE

All orders placed by noon EST on Dec. 22 will ship by Dec. 23. Orders placed between Dec. 22, noon EST through Dec. 29 will not ship until Dec. 30 at the earliest. Happy holidays!

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